Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

(via master-of-dungeons)

Me: leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy

I’m just really excited about the latest things I’ve bought recently:

- Papermate felt tip pens from Office Depot

- Sally Hansen Complete Salon Manicure in 550 “Blue My Mind” 

- Awesome vine “midi” ring from Charming Charlie’s

The pens are awesome and I can’t wait to use them for notes during school. The nail polish is just so bright and awesome and accentuates the ring, which is so pretty and not too flashy.

personal shopping pens nail polish rings